College

I couldn’t resist a stroll down memory lane. After all, memory lane is free, and it’s lovely this time of year. LONDON MINI MEET UP INFO: May 16th at **4:30pm** (not 3pm), at the Marble Arch by Hyde Park. Hope to see your face there! Thanks for being AWESOMESAUCE!

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The narwhals (with arthritis) song

In which my dad and I sing a very silly song about narwhals with joint pain. Also, a brief discussion of the impending London mini-meet up gathering extravaganza May 16th. Tentative TIME: 3pm, tentative MEETING SPOT: the Marble Arch, by Hyde Park. Also also, THANK YOU to everyone who downloaded my ebook! You’re awesomesauce and I hope you enjoyed it!!!

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The narwhals (with arthritis) song

In which my dad and I sing a very silly song about narwhals with joint pain. Also, a brief discussion of the impending London mini-meet up gathering extravaganza May 16th. Tentative TIME: 3pm, tentative MEETING SPOT: the Marble Arch, by Hyde Park. Also also, THANK YOU to everyone who downloaded my ebook! You’re awesomesauce and I hope you enjoyed it!!!

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Career talk (and narwhals)

Thanks for the suggestions! They gave me some food for thought. And you know I love food. Here’s the link to my first ebook, if you’re interested! gumroad.com Also, here’s the link to the unlisted video, in case you just couldn’t click away from the fascinating narwhal saga: www.youtube.com THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME! PS I know it sounds like I said “McDonald” but “McDonnell” was what I intended. GEEZ ELMIFY, WAY TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE INTERNET.

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The plan

Step one: make a video. Step forty-seven: yachting with George. Thanks for being awesome!!!

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I got rejected!

Because sometimes guys don’t want to dance with you. And sometimes medical schools don’t want you to join their incoming classes. You just have to get it all out there, make a t-shirt and move on. Random shout out to Ibn, who ended up being the first guy with whom I ever slow-danced. And HE asked ME at the eighth grade mixer. Many awkward and un-awkward slow dances with many other guys would follow throughout high school and college. Also thanks to my dad, who sacrificed a t-shirt because I REALLY wanted to make one. :)

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I ate my totem

In which I take a journey to the comment section– one of my favorite (and most affordable!) places to travel– and make super current pop culture references. Thanks to KnowtheAxiom, Ella, Grace and Edward for sending in their No Frodo pics. If you have one of your own, feel free to send it to elmifoto (at) gmail.com! Shirts available at DFTBA: dftba.com THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME!

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New York and awesomesauce

My alternate title for this video was New York 3D: The Fourthquel, but I ultimately decided against it. Thank you so much to EVERYONE I saw/met/hung out with on this trip, including the lovely folks at VYou, the wonderful relatives I love seeing in New York, the excellent Ruith and her very cool friends, and last but not least, all of the very excellent people who turned out for my gathering, and that I met at the NFNY gathering. It was so nice to meet you! SO MUCH AWESOME IN ONE PLACE! Seriously. This is the website I visited… IN Continue reading

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Saditude to gratitude

New York City tiny informal gathering extravaganza (can it be both informal and an extravaganza?), Saturday, February 4th at 10:00AM, Pulitzer Fountain at 59th and 5th Ave (across the street from the Plaza Hotel). Come by to say hi, slow motion high fives guaranteed! Here’s the location if you need a map: dft.ba Feel free to follow me on twitter for more up-to-date information; I will post there in the case of crazy inclement weather or any sort of other roadblock on the highway to awesomeness. If you have a No Frodo pic, I’d love to see it! elmifoto (at) Continue reading

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This is for science

Admittedly, “cool hairstyle” was somewhat relative back then. Books to read, READ THEM NOW: Death Comes to Pemberley by PD James: dft.ba The Fault in Our Stars by John Green: dft.ba

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